just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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