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best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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