We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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