So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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