Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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