Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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