I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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