Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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