It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
