we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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