BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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