Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm too high and old for this...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize