i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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