This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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