So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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