I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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