Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I would fuck him just for his dog
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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