Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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