Me too!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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