Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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