I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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