You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
