sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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