I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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