In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Randomize
