i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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