i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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