her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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