Where is the hickey?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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