I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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