Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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