its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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