she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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