I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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