is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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