Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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