I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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