I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's official drugs can't kill me
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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