Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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