I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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