If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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