before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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