I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You made out with two different species that night
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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