She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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