Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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