i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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