I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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