Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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