they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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