ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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