i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I don't think brook has ever known best
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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