did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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