Barsexuality is the new black.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
