I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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