I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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