With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The air was thick with penises
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have fence marks all over my body
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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